i think that in general it's way too hard to define myself in any sort of box, but a few of my interests are going out with my friends, staying out too late, and then regretting that i had so much gin; working entirely too much, spending too much time in the beauty shop, and blogging about the terrible dates that i have been on. i am not a party girl by any means, but i know a lot of party people and every now and then they kidnap me, put me in the trunk of their car and force me to go have a good time. however don't be afraid of this, because i love chilling out and doing normal stuff that doesn't involve alcohol and dance music as well. i grew up on a farm so i am by no means afraid of the outdoors, but i am not a redneck girl by any stretch of the imagination, so don't be expecting me to help you pick out new mud flaps (though i do like the kind with the reclining trucker girl). i like to think that i have a little bit of culture but am still safely in touch with my roots. i love to read and i am trying to be a writer so that someday i can quit being a workaholic. however until that day i will continue to precariously balance work and fun in a way that too often results in sleep deprivation. i am brutally honest most of the time which is both a blessing and curse depending on what i am saying to you i suppose. i have a very low tolerance for BS which has assisted in my maintaining my single status. i am very tired of men who don't work, have a bunch of baby's mamas, don't have a car, live in their grandma's basement, etc. if you are self-sufficient and not currently taking any anti-psychotic medications, then we should be able to get along just fine. and in case you somehow can't tell i am very tall and not skinny. if you're into little girls i am totally not for you. i got tons of junk in the trunk as they say and i totally respect that some dudes aren't feelin it. also as you can see from my pictures i have gay male friends. don't be alarmed, they are not trying to recruit and will not attempt to harm you in any way. they may tell you that your shoes are last season and criticize your taste in well, everything, but fear not, they pose no threat to you.

if you have a mullet, please do not contact me. for some reason i always have dudes with mullets that have just discovered electricity, running water, and apparently MY profile. if you aren't sure whether or not you have a mullet, get thee to a hairdresser and rectify the situation if needed.